September 09, 2010

Training courses available ...

CLASSES FOR  WOMEN....

Training courses are now  available for women on the following subjects:

Topic  1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone  Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:  Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New  Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space  in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication  Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic  6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without  Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You  CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang  Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You  Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs  Both


NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE  WELCOME!!!

Note: due to the complexity and level  of difficulty of their contents, each course will  accept a maximum  of eight participants each.


Topic 1. How to fill  ice-cube trays: Step by step with slide  presentation.

Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they  grow on the holders?: Round-table  discussion.

Topic 3. Differences between the  laundry basket and the floor: Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic  4. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the  right place  instead of  turning the house upside down while screaming. Open  forum.

Topic 5. Health watch: bringing her flowers is  not harmful to your health: Graphics and audio  tape.

Topic 6. Real men ask for directions when lost:  Real-life testimonials.

Topic 7. Is it genetically  impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?: Driving  simulation.

Topic 8. Learning to live: basic  differences between mother and wife : Online class and role  playing.

Topic 9. How to be the ideal shopping  companion: Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing  techniques.

Topic 10. How to fight cerebral atrophy:  remembering birthdays,  anniversaries, other important dates and  calling when you're going to be late : Cerebral shock therapy sessions

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