September 09, 2010

Million $ Questions!!!

1-Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperm can at least enjoy the scenery even if their entry is Restricted! 

2-Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... 

3-New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. 

4-Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again... 

5-Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. 

6-Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. 

7-Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME! 

8-Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later 

9-Advantages of having an affair with a married woman.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there are no wedding bells! 

10-My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

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