September 09, 2010

Lost his wife...

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Man:                      I lost my wife

Inspector:           What is her height

Man:                 I never noticed

Inspector:           Slim or healthy

Man:                    Not slim can be healthy

Inspector:           Colour of eyes

Man:                    Never noticed

Inspector:           Colour of hair

Man:                    Changes according to season

Inspector:           What was she wearing

Man:                    Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly

Inspector:           Was somebody with her ?????????

Man:                    Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo,  tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the man started crying…..

Inspector:  Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!

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