September 09, 2010

Everyone loves these guys

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motor way. Nothing has moved for  half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on the window.  The driver rolls down his window and asks,  -  'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Bal Thakrey, Udav, Raj and few more ministers. They're asking for a 10 million ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

'Most people are giving about a litre.”

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