June 16, 2007

Count on a friend ...

A man is walking along the road & falls in a hole. He can't get out.

A priest walks by "Can I help you?"
"Yes, help me get out!"
"Ok", so he writes a prayer & throws it down to the man.

A doctor comes by "Can I help you?"
"Yes, help me get out"
"Ok", so he writes a prescription & throws it down the hole.

A friend comes by, asks "Can I help you?"
"Yes, help me get out of here!"
"Ok" and he jumps in the hole with the man.
"Hey, why did you do that? Now we're both in the hole!"
"Yeah" says the friend, "but I've been here before & know how to get out."

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