August 06, 2006

Why oh why!

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
How did a fool and his money get together?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?

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